Adrian and I noticed some interesting goings on in our next-door neighbor's backyard. The contents of their shed were being unloaded and moved to a corner of the yard. Then tonight Mr. Neighbor started whacking the hell out of their shed and tearing it down.
Adrian chatted with them and seriously, no lie, the wife saw that we had built a new shed a few weeks ago in our backyard. She then asked her husband why they couldn't have a new shed. So now they are having a new shed built.
No shit. We have become The Jones. And people are trying to keep up with us.
Never in my life...